Alas, we begin . . .

My "today"

Caffeinate self
Go to fabric store
Go birthday shopping for Abby
Wash fabrics
Find buttons (I just saw them)
Put Abby's clothes on her, again
Get Abby off the table, again
Look for buttons
Get fabric back from Abby
Ask Abby not to touch the serger
Put Abby in time out
Turn on Air Conditioning
Scoop dead frog out of backyard
Scream! Go get neighbor to get frog
Have a picnic dinner with the girls
Pick up Abby's clothes from the yard
Dress Abby, again
Cut out wipes
Cut out bibs
Look for buttons
Get the girls in the bath
Chase wet dripping toddler around loft
Put Abby back in the bath tub
Ask Tana not to squeeze the cat
Read three stories
Read another 2 stories
Sing 2 songs
Sing another song
Get more milk
Make coffee
Make 25 wipes
Make bibs
Work on website
Sleep
Look for buttons in the morning